President Trump’s lawyer Rudy Giuliani was noticeably sweating as he spoke at a press conference on Thursday.
Black streaks of what seems to be dark hair dye dripped down the former NY mayors’ cheeks as he accused Democrats of fraud.
“This is real! It is not made up!” Giuliani said. “There is nobody here that engages in fantasy. I have tried a hundred cases. I prosecuted some of the most dangerous criminals in the world. I know crimes. I can smell them.”
Trump attorneys said that Biden’s victory was facilitated by “communist money” from foreign countries and hackers, but without providing a single piece of evidence.
“We’re about to file a major lawsuit in Georgia. That will be filed probably tomorrow. I don’t know where the FBI has been for the last three years?” Giuliani said.
“What do we have to do to get the FBI to wake up? Maybe we need a new agency to protect us.”